Jimmy Kimmel’s Full White House Correspondents’ Dinner Jokes – Video
By Truthquake.com Staff Jimmy Kimmel bashed a lot of people during his roast master duties at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night in Washington, D.C. His funny stand-up comedy monologue included some stinging jokes, such as: “Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight.” Kimmel joked about Occupy Wall Street and said that Michelle Obama was right about Americans being fat and out of shape: “You can tell how out of shape we … Read entire article »
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Obama’s Full White House Correspondents’ Dinner Jokes – Video
By Truthquake.com Staff President Barack Obama was the headliner comedian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night in Washington, D.C. Obama performed a stand-up comedy set of jokes during the televised event poking fun at his graying hair, the recent Secret Service hooker scandal, Donald Trump, Mitt Romney and lavish spending at a government conference in Las Vegas. Last year, he made fun of Trump and his “Celebrity Apprentice” TV show because he was pushing the … Read entire article »
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Review: Unfunny, Trashy Comedy Show Pollutes Long Beach
By Truthquake.com Staff Our staff attended a comedy show in Long Beach, CA at the Best Western Golden Sails Hotel bar recently. The show was so unentertaining and unmentionable that we did not think it deserved being reviewed. However, it was brought to our attention that the same woman planning the comedy show is hosting another show, and we wanted to warn people from wasting their time and gas. Her second attempt at headlining her trashy comedy … Read entire article »
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The Giants Mistake: Delare Super Bowl XLVI Win Before Game Starts – Photo
By Truthquake.com Staff The New York Giants made a big mistake today posting that the team won the 2012 XLVI Super Bowl before the game started. The New England Patriots’ blog caught the error, posted the webiste’s photo and and wrote about it. Blog.patriots.com wrote today: “The administrators of the New York Giants’ website made a Super-sized error this morning (albeit an honest one, in all likelihood) when they published the image below on the team’s homepage. … Read entire article »
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Justin Bieber Sex Tape Leaks
By Truthquake.com Staff Justin Bieber made a scandalous sex tape. Why? How? When? Who else was in it? Was Selena Gomez in it or the baby mama Mariah Yeater? Was it straight or gay or a bisexual event? Some of you are asking: “Why?” Some of you are asking: “Why not with me?” See Our Article: Justin Bieber Love Child Mom Lawyers Say Have Evidence – Video You are gross! Justin Bieber may be stupid, but he … Read entire article »
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Corny Christmas Jokes & White House Christmas Tree
By Truthquake.com Staff Do you like corny Christmas jokes. Here are several of them from Santas.net: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in shorts…groping their way through the smog … Read entire article »
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“Twelve Days of Fast Food” Christmas Joke
By Truthquake.com Staff How many versions of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” song have you heard? Ahajokes.com posted a funny new version of the classic Christmas carol, but all of the gifts are fast food items mostly from McDonald’s. On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On … Read entire article »
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Ron Paul Gets Spoofed with Funny Bad Lip Reading – Video
By Truthquake.com Staff Ron Paul has been spoofed by BadLipReading.com in another hilarious dubbed video. The funny joke video starts out with the words “A visionary…” on the screen. Then, it goes onto make the alternative Republican-Libertarian presidential candidate look like a fool by badly reading his lips from various filmed events. See Our Article: Herman Cain Spoofed with Bad Lip Reading – Video “A lot of people say, ‘I kinda wish you were less cuckoo,’” … Read entire article »
Mike Tyson as Herman Cain “Imagine There’s No Pizza” – Video
By Truthquake.com Staff Herman Cain is being spoofed again. Funnyordie.com had Mike Tyson pretend to be the Republican presidential candidate while singing “Imagine There’s No Pizza.” Cain sang the funny version of John Lennon’s “Imagine” while at a Godfather’s Pizza business event a number of years ago. See Our Article: Herman Cain Spoofed with Bad Lip Reading – Video See Our Article: Herman Cain Backed by Koch Brothers, Bilderberg Group – Video Watch Tyson box … Read entire article »
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Senior Citizens Are Leading AIDS Carriers: Joke
By Truthquake.com Staff A new study has shown that senior citizens are the leading carrier of AIDS in the United States. HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS MEDICAL AIDS GOVERNMENT AIDS MOST OF ALL - MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS! Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing) … Read entire article »
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