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Mitt Romney, Superman, Snow White & Pinocchio Joke

Mitt Romney Joke Photo with Pinocchio Growing Liar Nose

By Truthquake.com Staff

To celebrate the first 2012 election presidential debate between President Obama and Republican Mitt Romney, here is a funny joke found on DailyKos.com that has been circling around online.

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign. It reads: “Contest for World’s Most Beautiful Woman.”

Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling and is wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign that states: “Contest for World’s Strongest Man.”

Superman goes in, later comes out smiling and is wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a third sign: “Contest for World’s Greatest Liar.”

Pinocchio goes in and later comes out with his head down crying.

“Who the hell is Mitt Romney?” Pinocchio sobs.

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