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Jimmy Kimmel’s Full White House Correspondents’ Dinner Jokes – Video
Jimmy Kimmel Telling Jokes at 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner
Jimmy Kimmel bashed a lot of people during his roast master duties at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night in Washington, D.C.
His funny stand-up comedy monologue included some stinging jokes, such as: “Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight.”
Kimmel joked about Occupy Wall Street and said that Michelle Obama was right about Americans being fat and out of shape: “You can tell how out of shape we are by the way we protest. We used to march. Now we occupy.”
He slammed Rick Santorum for his right-wing conservative Republican views: “This wasn’t Rick Santorum’s year…Rick’s year was 1954.”
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Then, he went on to say about Rick Santorum: “He succeeded to get his message to all the flat the world.”
“To me, Ron Paul looks like the man unhooded at the end of every ‘Scooby Doo’ episode,” said Kimmel, and President Obama laughed a lot.
Kimmel made fun of Newt Gingrich’s bigoted views and his fat. He said Gingrich should not be against gay marriage because he had two gay fathers: the Michelin Man and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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He tried to destroy Kim Kardashian who was in the audience looking older as if she had more plastic surgery and more injected with fillers in her cheeks than normal.
Kimmel said since Obama had killed Osama bin Laden, the next terrorist should be found soon: “If you’re looking for the biggest threat to America right now, she’s right there. Her name’s Kim Kardashian. She was captured by Greta van Susteren and brought right to your doorstep.
“Right now Navy Seal Team Six is outside the Kardashian complex in Beverly Hills disguised as the Denver Nuggets so they can sneak in undetected.”
Video of Jimmy Kimmel’s full comedy roast speech at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner:
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