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Corny Christmas Jokes & White House Christmas Tree

White House National Christmas Tree 2011

By Truthquake.com Staff

Do you like corny Christmas jokes. Here are several of them from Santas.net:

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in shorts…groping their way through the smog singing: “It came upon a midnight clear.”

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